{"id":1385,"date":"2010-02-12T06:16:34","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T14:16:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/?p=1385"},"modified":"2010-02-12T06:16:34","modified_gmt":"2010-02-12T14:16:34","slug":"omnivores-unite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/12\/omnivores-unite\/","title":{"rendered":"Omnivores unite!"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Gather round, all you clowns – PETA’s in town!”<\/p>\n

In an effort to outdo themselves, at least in the Idiot Department, lovely PETA has taken to the proverbial road with a new schtick. New, but not improved. <\/p>\n

According to one witness, the latest gimmick in PETA’s grab bag of goofball tricks is a campaign to prove that Vegans Make Better Lovers.<\/a><\/p>\n

An interesting, if fatally flawed hypothesis. As students of Herr Darwin know, natural selection favored the best hunter-gatherers in Homo erectus asphaltus<\/em>‘ long sordid climb into the driver’s seat of planetary domination. It wasn’t vegans that built Rome, Moscow, and Baltimore. <\/p>\n

Here’s the skinny – PETA puts two geeky kids in their underwear on a sidewalk near you with instructions to engage in heavy lip locking. How interesting. Just what we’ve been waiting for. The joke is that, because they’re vegans, they can make-out all day without losing their, shall we say, steam. <\/p>\n

As one reporter put it – “If vegans — who eat no meat and won’t use animal products like leather or wool — really do make better lovers, they didn’t show it. They looked like mediocre lovers. Or really, really patient ones.”<\/p>\n

Or idiots.<\/p>\n

And don’t forget the T-shirt (no pun).<\/a> <\/p>\n

pass the drumstick.<\/p>\n

posted by Mudd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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