{"id":2295,"date":"2012-01-19T05:51:44","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T13:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/?p=2295"},"modified":"2012-01-19T05:57:06","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T13:57:06","slug":"zoe-the-human-kangaroo-of-halsham-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/19\/zoe-the-human-kangaroo-of-halsham-farm\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;ZOE&#8217; The Human Kangaroo of Halsham Farm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>AUSSIE FLASHBACKS #1&#8230;.(From The Zephyr Archives&#8230;Feb\/Mar 2009)<\/em><br \/>\nI\u2019d heard about Zoe, but until I met her, I thought my buddy Greg was just pulling my leg. After all, \u201ctaking the piss\u201d out of Yanks is an Aussie pastime.<\/p>\n<p>Several years ago, I met Greg Fewson, a farmer from Western Australia, who lived as far out on the edge of the wheatbelt as anyone can, and still have any hope of finding enough rain to make something grow. The Fewson Family created Halsham Farm almost a century ago, and through good times and bad, they have persevered.<\/p>\n<p>Greg grows wheat and raises sheep on several thousand acres that he rotates from year to year\u2014sheep shit is excellent fertilizer for winter wheat. So the sheep and the wheat have a symbiotic relationship. Scattered across the vast Aussie landscape are, of course, the creatures for which Australia is best known. The ubiquitous kangaroos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/19\/zoe-the-human-kangaroo-of-halsham-farm\/halsham2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2297\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-2297\" title=\"halsham2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/halsham2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"549\" height=\"362\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/halsham2.jpg 872w, http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/halsham2-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 549px) 100vw, 549px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On our first drive to Halsham, 85 kms east of Katanning, Greg told me about Zoe.<\/p>\n<p>Zoe the joey.<\/p>\n<p>She had simply shown up one day and decided to stay; Zoe adopted the Fewson family. I could scarcely believe what Greg was telling me but she was so comfortable at Halsham Farm that she often came inside the house and stretched out on the couch in the lounge room\u2014just one of the kids\u2014her enormous hind legs and thick tail dangling over the far end of the sofa. At night she\u2019d even sleep on the bed between Greg and his wife. And she loved whole wheat bread.<br \/>\nAs Zoe grew, however, her visits became less frequent and one day, she left and didn\u2019t come back.<br \/>\nGreg figured she\u2019d found a mate and they\u2019d never see her again. It was a logical assumption.<\/p>\n<p>But two years later, in the middle of the night, and in the middle of nowhere\u2014Halsham is miles from the nearest town&#8212;Greg was awakened by the sound of the sliding screen door in the lounge room. Before he could crawl out of bed and confront the intruder, he heard a hard thump on the mattress between him and his wife. He reached for the light switch.<\/p>\n<p>It was Zoe.<\/p>\n<p>Now full-grown but apparently unaware of it, Zoe had returned, even managing to unlatch the screen door in the process. She\u2019d come to say hello, not to move back in. The next day she was gone again and sometimes Greg would go years without seeing her. She took a mate and produced a few joeys of her own, but managed to stay in the area.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/19\/zoe-the-human-kangaroo-of-halsham-farm\/zoe1\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2298\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2298\" title=\"zoe1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zoe1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"496\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zoe1.jpg 496w, http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zoe1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Greg moved out of the house at Halsham and restored the old homestead, 20 kilometers north. The Halsham home sat empty for a few years until Greg heard I was looking for a place to settle for a few weeks. Gracious as always, he offered me the Halsham house&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEverything\u2019s turned on, Jim. Make yourself at home.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A couple days later, I was hanging laundry on the clothes line in 100 degree heat when I saw something emerge from an old tattered and long abandoned trampoline, next to the house. I turned to see the blur of a roo coming right at me.<\/p>\n<p>Scared me to death.<\/p>\n<p>And then I thought&#8230;.Zoe?<\/p>\n<p>I spoke her name and she took two more hops and\u00a0 turned her head just so, to allow maximum ear scratchability. She almost moaned like a dog.<\/p>\n<p>I finally came back inside and Zoe slept in the shade. That evening I went for a walk along the fence line. Though I\u2019m not a runner by nature, I decided to pick up the pace a bit, only to find Zoe hopping effortlessly beside me on the far side of the fence. The damn roo wasn\u2019t even breaking a sweat.<\/p>\n<p>Aggravated by my pace, she sped ahead and waited for me at the house. When I arrived, panting, a few minutes later, Zoe was lounging on the front porch. I knew what she really wanted. A few moments later, the Roo of Halsham Farm was taking whole wheat bread right out of my hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOnly two pieces, Zoe,\u201d I said, \u201cor you\u2019ll bloat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/19\/zoe-the-human-kangaroo-of-halsham-farm\/zoe2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2299\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2299\" title=\"zoe2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zoe2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"496\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zoe2.jpg 496w, http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zoe2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That was two years ago. Greg figured then she must be close to 15 and kangaroos in the wild rarely live past 18. But what a life she\u2019s lived\u2014running free in the golden light of Western Australia, and never quite sure if she was a roo or one of us. Or both. I think she lives the best of both worlds.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/19\/zoe-the-human-kangaroo-of-halsham-farm\/zoe3\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2300\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2300\" title=\"zoe3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zoe3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"352\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zoe3.jpg 352w, http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zoe3-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 352px) 100vw, 352px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Dec\/Jan Zephyr (click the cover)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2308\" title=\"zephyrcover-dec11\" src=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zephyrcover-dec1119-217x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"217\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zephyrcover-dec1119-217x300.png 217w, http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zephyrcover-dec1119-741x1024.png 741w, http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zephyrcover-dec1119.png 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 217px) 100vw, 217px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AUSSIE FLASHBACKS #1&#8230;.(From The Zephyr Archives&#8230;Feb\/Mar 2009) I\u2019d heard about Zoe, but until I met her, I thought my buddy Greg was just pulling my leg. After all, \u201ctaking the piss\u201d out of Yanks is an Aussie pastime. Several years ago, I met Greg Fewson, a farmer from Western Australia, who lived as far out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2295"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2314,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295\/revisions\/2314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}