{"id":533,"date":"2009-09-24T05:26:18","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T13:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/?p=533"},"modified":"2009-09-24T05:26:18","modified_gmt":"2009-09-24T13:26:18","slug":"pass-the-charmin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/24\/pass-the-charmin\/","title":{"rendered":"pass the Charmin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You knew it had to happen sooner than later &#8211; the Neo-Greens are now after your toilet paper. Chalk one up for Cheryl Crow. To be fair, it&#8217;s the ultra-fluffy TP that&#8217;s got the Neo-Green&#8217;s panties in a wad. They want Industry to make the stuff out of recycled paper. Of course, the consumer drives the market, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2009\/09\/23\/AR2009092304711_pf.html\">&#8220;despite environmentalists&#8217; concerns, they say customers are unwavering in their desire for the softest paper possible.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You gotta hand it to the Neo-Greens: they&#8217;re persistent, if a tad lost in the tactics of the 1970s. At least nobody (that we know of) has dressed up as a giant roll of <em>Charmin<\/em> and busted into the U.N.&#8217;s climate change conference. Yet. <\/p>\n<p>Another example of the dog chasing the tail.* Pardon the pun.<\/p>\n<p>* see prior post &#8211; <em>The numbers game<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>posted by Mudd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You knew it had to happen sooner than later &#8211; the Neo-Greens are now after your toilet paper. Chalk one up for Cheryl Crow. To be fair, it&#8217;s the ultra-fluffy TP that&#8217;s got the Neo-Green&#8217;s panties in a wad. They want Industry to make the stuff out of recycled paper. Of course, the consumer drives [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":535,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions\/535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}