{"id":704,"date":"2009-10-11T17:56:59","date_gmt":"2009-10-12T01:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/?p=704"},"modified":"2009-10-11T17:56:59","modified_gmt":"2009-10-12T01:56:59","slug":"mayan-party-cancelled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/11\/mayan-party-cancelled\/","title":{"rendered":"Mayan party cancelled"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Attention Zephyr readers &#8211; cancel those End of the World Parties in 2012. The gig&#8217;s in deep doo-doo!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Chile Pixtun, a Guatemalan, says the doomsday theories spring from Western, not Mayan ideas.&#8221;  Monsieur Pixtun ought to know, he&#8217;s a certified Mayan elder. <\/p>\n<p>So sayeth the Associated Press: <a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.myway.com\/article\/20091011\/D9B8P09O0.html\">&#8220;&#8230;. most archaeologists, astronomers and Maya say the only thing likely to hit Earth is a meteor shower of New Age philosophy, pop astronomy, Internet doomsday rumors and TV specials&#8230;.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh well, there&#8217;s still <a href=\"http:\/\/space.about.com\/cs\/asteroids\/a\/asteroidimpact.htm\">the asteroid collision to worry about.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Pass the tequila. <\/p>\n<p>posted by Mudd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attention Zephyr readers &#8211; cancel those End of the World Parties in 2012. The gig&#8217;s in deep doo-doo! &#8220;Chile Pixtun, a Guatemalan, says the doomsday theories spring from Western, not Mayan ideas.&#8221; Monsieur Pixtun ought to know, he&#8217;s a certified Mayan elder. So sayeth the Associated Press: &#8220;&#8230;. most archaeologists, astronomers and Maya say the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=704"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":710,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704\/revisions\/710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}