{"id":974,"date":"2009-11-17T07:06:07","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T15:06:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/?p=974"},"modified":"2009-11-17T07:06:07","modified_gmt":"2009-11-17T15:06:07","slug":"drunk-monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/17\/drunk-monkeys\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk monkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then, some deranged blogette becomes angry with my use of the term &#8220;drunk monkeys&#8221; to describe the behavior of <em>Homo erectus asphaltus<\/em>. &#8220;Monkeys don&#8217;t drink, much less get drunk,&#8221; they rave. And those are the polite screeds.<\/p>\n<p>But, of course, they are wrong. According to the erudite <em>BBC News<\/em>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk\">monkeys have a well developed taste for the sauce, even when it comes in fru fru cocktail glasses.<\/a> And they know a good bar when they see one. Especially on lovely Caribbean islands!<\/p>\n<p>Cheers!<\/p>\n<p>posted by Mudd<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every now and then, some deranged blogette becomes angry with my use of the term &#8220;drunk monkeys&#8221; to describe the behavior of Homo erectus asphaltus. &#8220;Monkeys don&#8217;t drink, much less get drunk,&#8221; they rave. And those are the polite screeds. But, of course, they are wrong. According to the erudite BBC News, monkeys have a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=974"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":979,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions\/979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.canyoncountryzephyr.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}