Signs & Wonders
in New Zealand...the South Island
(ABOVE) By the time I had read this warning sign, I almost ran into it...
(BELOW) But at least here is a country that offers "polite notice." Though it still requires a strong bladder.
I CAN RUN BUT I CANNOT HIDE...
I
was just settling down to a lovely breakfast...salmon eggs benedict, if
I recoil. Near Arthur's Pass. But something was looming over me...I
felt a familiar dread. I looked up and I saw the words: SCENIC X-TREME.
I
examined the poster carefully and was at least relieved to see that it
was NOT Matt Moore. I would have had no choice but to slash my wrists.