is yer cell phone killing you?

Men’s Journal reports: “Though the scientific debate is heated and far from resolved, there are multiple reports, mostly out of Europe’s premier research institutions, of cell-phone and PDA use being linked to ‘brain aging,’ brain damage, early-onset Alz heimer’s, senility, DNA damage, and even sperm die-offs (many men, after all, keep their cell phones in their pants pockets or attached at the hip).”

Oh, but, like, man, I reeely need my cell-phone!

“Interphone researchers reported in 2008 that after a decade of cell-phone use, the chance of getting a brain tumor—specifically on the side of the head where you use the phone—goes up as much as 40 percent for adults.”

Dial BR-549. Ask for Dr. Strangelove.

posted by Mudd