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The Green Police

From The Times OnlineA new global body dedicated to environmental stewardship is needed to prevent a repeat of the deadlock which undermined the Copenhagen climate change summit, Gordon Brown will say tomorrow.

“I believe that in 2010 we will need to look at reforming our international institutions to meet the common challenges we face as a global community,” said the erudite Monsieur Brown.

Rumor has it that the elite Chinese Special Forces Unit,Wong Bing Bo Zhou, (aka: Step on Face Klub) is in negotiations with the U.N.’s Climate Consensus Committee to oversee enforcement duties. In return for carrying out climate control, China will receive preferred status for oil, gas, coal, and ethanol futures.

According to the Green Wire Mojo Herald, the Global Community will be fully sustainable within 18 months. Furious selling of gold is expected to occur as a result. Forewarned is forearmed.

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