Gray hair is hot

In a sign that a nation can collectively lose its marbles (perhaps in a good way), the New York Times reports that chic “Young Trendsetters Streak Their Hair With Gray.”

Ain’t life interesting? Let’s zoom in – “Women warming to the arctic look are streaking, tipping or bleaching their hair in tones from Warhol white to Brillo steel.”

As one fashion guru touted – “For a 16-year-old, it is something akin to having multiple piercings or tattoos.”

Hot damn, geezers like me wake up one morning, look in the mirror and say “Dude, your hair is freaking beautiful.” And it costs nothing to be a gray buzzard such as myself. Whereas, the young trendies are dropping $200 a pop to look old.

Pass the scissors.

posted by Mudd